Adrianne Curry Bucked Naked

You need only visit one nude beach or watch one episode of Girls to understand the willingness of adult human beings to flash their genitals in public is inversely proportional to everyone else’s desire to see them. I’m not sure what possesses men with hammer toe penis to share their genitals so freely online. Or why large women love form fitting latex. Some day genetic science will figure this shit out and we can kill these Craigslist Casual Encounter types in utero with Planned Parenthood sponsored sonic blasters.

Adrianne Curry has a body as nice as she is angry. I give her credit for posing naked as this probably means the Shakespeare in the Park roles will suddenly be drying up. Maybe it’s just a shot at Peter Brady to show him what he’s missing. When a woman gets naked in front of me, I’ve learned it’s always better not to ask questions or give them a working credit crd number.

Photo Credit: Kendal Carson