Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to Be Crazy

Last year, Amanda Bynes fled criminal charges in NYC by moving back to LA. Now she’s trying out the opposite. New York has to be excited to have a battery-recharged Amanda Bynes back in town. Among her latest off-her-meds red semaphore flags are Amanda’s interview with InTouch magazine where she claims to be engaged to a teen in California who works at a bait shop:

I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,. I want to be married and I want to be away from people.

That certainly sounds a lot like love. Or how it might be expressed by a majority of inmates of a female sanitarium. Amanda’s also back on Twitter which should work out well for at least one of her alter egos. She’s already announced that the tabloid media is out to get her, that she dropped out of Los Angeles fashion school because NYU and Columbia both insisted she fly to New York to be part of their educational experience, and then a bunch of trite slogans people like to Tweet in lieu of original thinking. If I’m Commissioner Gordon, I’m diverting at least half my manpower to tracking down Amanda Bynes. If you listen closely, you can actually hear the ticking clock.

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