Chris Martin Uncouples from Jennifer Lawrence And Shit Around The Web

October 27, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

It’s time to spin the roulette wheel of Chris Martin beards. I’m not suggesting that Chris Martin is gay, merely that a decade of having to beg Gwyneth Paltrow for a handshake and a compliment made him realize he had a low fence and it was time to hop over.

Martin and Lawrence are over, deal with your sad feelings through song (Dlisted)

Duck Commander’s son suffers hunting seizure, dad declares mouth to mouth gay (TMZ)

Paris Hilton is one sexy cockeyed bunny, if you include the coke and dismiss the pox (HuffPo)

Hilary Swank is half monster half… you’ll see (DrunkenStepfather)

Kat Torres is pretty damn hot for a bottled water whore (HollywoodTuna)

Anne Hathaway looks good, actually pretty fucking good (Popoholic)

Maria Menounos ass is ripe like a ripe some kind of big fruit (Superficial)

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