Dutch Bikers Once Again More Manly Than You

Dutch Outlaw Bikers have motored down to Northern Iraq and Syria to go kill some fucking ISIS jihadists. They’re not being compensated, they just found an amazingly low cost adventure vacation. The Dutch government wanted to show that they’re not as pussy or Muslim influenced as their French neighbors so they retroactively decided to look the other way on their law that says their citizens can’t just go to other countries and start spraying bullets at people, even wicked bad dudes in turbans.

“Joining a foreign armed force was previously punishable. Now it’s no longer forbidden. You just can’t join a fight against the Netherlands” — Wim de Bruin, spokesman for the Dutch public prosecutor.

That seems fair enough. Blood thirsty mercenaries and fat middle aged dudes with Harleys and Kalashnikovs have historically done some of the dirty work that official governments are too politically sack-less to pursue. The U.S. will sanction the high in the sky bombing of potential Islamic State bunkers, but are they willing to plop a couple hundred tatted guys on the ground with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other? Reagan might have.

Photo Credit: No Surrender Biker Gang on Twitter