George Clinton Shits On LSD

George Clinton took some time to clarify that dropping acid makes you take a ton of dumps and gives you hemorrhoids. I had always assumed people on acid ate only dandelions and had the virgin colons of a newborn. Apparently not.

“They call LSD acid because that’s exactly what it is. It blows up your digestive system and blows your ass out. We spent more time in the bathroom in those days than you could imagine, and there were hemorrhoids everywhere.”

I am grateful for this information. Most men of my generation feel gypped for missing out on the drugging and fucking of the 60’s and 70’s before there was AIDS or Bono. We glorify those free love times and rarely hear about anything colorectal. It’s a good to know these people were poisoning themselves and shitting their bell bottoms. Their revolution left us with herpes and Biden, I’m glad they suffered on the throne.

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