ADVERTISEMENT

Jets Fan Gets Defensive (VIDEO)

October 28, 2014 | video | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

When you’re a mustached middle management ex jock shelling out several hundred bucks a ticket to watch the worst team in the NFL suffer another loss, you tend to be on edge. The traffic getting there was shitty, the game is fucking frustrating, and that fifth pull of Southern Comfort in the parking lot gave you wicked heartburn. There are only a few options at this point. Sit there stewing in your tiny seat waiting to return home and beat your wife or kids, pull a gun in a road rage incident and await suicide by cop, or find the nearest guy talking shit and clock him in the face. If possible make sure the guy is stumbling blind drunk because you’re really not that tough.

There’s something to be learned here. Stay at home, watch the game for free, and try to bargain basement your wife into a halftime blow job on the couch. So what if you’re doing dishes for the next week, at least you can flip to Con Air in disgust after the nail in the coffin pick six and avoid prosecution. Plus the beers are a lot cheaper. Buy your kid a new bike. Pull your head out of your ass.

Tags: new york jets




Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.

Advertisement


Advertisement


Related Post

Advertisement


Advertisement


Advertisement