October 27, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Kat Von D flipped out on paparazzi filming a fire at her tattoo parlor and reality television set. Clearly Von D values her privacy and personal space, unless there is a appearance contract and merchandising deal involved, at which point you’re free to watch her drop a deuce into a seat-less toilet and spit out staged dialog borrowed from Ice Road Truckers.
Von D’s entire house burned to the ground a few years back. Most people go their whole lives without pulling a fire alarm outside of a high school prank. This chick can’t seem to keep a structure standing. As an entrepreneur Von D is financially savvy. I wonder if that passion extends to the insurance business. Maybe that’s why she wants to keep this under wraps. Gone are the days when someone can let their commercial property and reality television set burn to the ground on the down low. It’s tough out there in this new digital world, where your fairly transparent motivations are visible not only to the prying eyes of the public, but also the arson unit and your insurance carrier.
Mostly I just want to know how a brooding tattoo artist in a cape gets a twelve person posse. Von D scolds the paparazzi that they should be ashamed of themselves for their chosen professions. What about the assistant to your assistant bag holder? I’d rather tell my mom I film celebrities torching their workshops for cash than I’m the backup tampon guy for Kat Von D.