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October 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’ve often forgotten I have a girlfriend when I’m traveling abroad. Usually intentionally. What happens in a Romanian whorehouse not only stays there, for an extra twenty dollars American you can have everybody who might betray your silence drowned in a chemically tainted lake. Kim Kardashian’s laughing off suggestions she temporarily forgot baby North in a Parisian hotel when checking out after Fashion Week. I’m not sure which of Kim’s wide array of fake laughs she employs to blow off suggestions she forgot her bastard child, but probably Minor Chuckle #17, her go to for allegations of abortions, affairs, and forgetting an oversized syringe sticking out of her left ass cheek after leaving the ‘flower shop’.
Do u guys really think a 1 year old would be inside the lobby by herself. Oh wait she was waiting to check out lol. –– Kim tweeted to retort such a silly notion
Lol indeed, my little pumpkin head. It is rather preposterous to think Kim would forget her child given how that is the goose that shits out the golden eggs. That kid is worth more than her engagement ring. More than the Aflac policy on her ass. And many multiples more than she sold her virginity for before she was famous. You don’t just leave that behind in a foreign hotel like you might Khloe after you tricked her into believing the rooftop pool was filled with Skittles while you all dashed for the airport.
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