Lolo Jones Feels Bad for Oscar Pistorius

October 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Lolo Jones has notably failed at many things, but she’s the big winner in being the first to publicly support and pray for Oscar Pistorius, the blade running killer. Her sympathy for Pistorius stems from her own dad being imprisoned for murder. Naturally, whatever crime your dad horribly perpetrated on others makes you sympathetic toward similar offenders. I suppose you could choose to side with the victims, but why not take the road less traveled.

I’m one of the most nonjudgmental people. There’s two sides to the story.

Well, yes. Except one side is dead because the other side shot it through the closed bathroom door a couple hundred times until it stopped crying out for help. I’ve never quite understood why so much stupid comes out of Lolo Jones’ mouth. We all think stupid, some of us feel obliged to openly share it. I like to call that latter group the dumbasses for simplicity in sorting when it comes time to build the Space Ark and decide who should colonize our next planet.

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