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October 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Former UFC fighter and professional crazy person Jason “Mayhem” Miller was due in court for domestic violence and stalking warrants but missed the proceedings because he overslept. People on manic drug episodes tend to crash out, not to mention miss important appointments. Miller insists he had done nothing wrong and the woman who filed the charges is insane and off her meds. This would pass the smell test, as she at some point felt the need to get railed by a guy named Mayhem. He says when he tried to leave his houses it was already surrounded by a SWAT Team, at which point he began giving constant updates of the situation via Twitter.
“I now see a literal Armored Personal Carrier pulling up. They tryna to murder me. I just want a peaceful solution.”
Miller continued tweeting to people, and to his dog who he apparently created a profile for about the proceedings. He also invited everyone in the area to come watch the drama. UFC fighters are thrill seekers. Mayhem does not fight anymore so why not get the adrenaline fix of your life via a SWAT standoff with a captive audience to boot. Not being in fighting shape, he may find it hard to grapple with a dozen dudes in riot gear, but never underestimate the heart of a champion.
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