Mick Jagger’s Tall Girlfriend Was Short on Cash

L’Wren Scott, Mick Jagger’s fashion designer girlfriend who hanged herself with an ascot, was apparently swimming in debt at the time of her suicide. It’s only worth mentioning since people kept saying things at the time of her death like, ‘Why, why, why???’. I don’t know, this might help. Scott’s main source of revenue seems to have been Jagger supplying her an allowance so she didn’t have to go into fashion designer bankruptcy. Nobody wants to see a woman have to design holes into her cashmere sweaters.

“Friends envied L’Wren Scott for her flashy lifestyle, but so much of her increasingly spectacular life was on loan from Mick Jagger. Jagger had Scott meet friends and business associates — anybody who might share the burden. He was not a man who liked to lose money.”

Let this be a lesson. If you find yourself entrapped by your worldly possessions, sell your condo, move to Hawaii, and have a ton of meaningless sex with tattooed people who smell like sweet onions. It will really screw your head on straight. The idea of hanging yourself with an ascot in dedication to your senior twink sugar daddy will fade into the beautiful sunset.

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