Old Guy Busts Ass (VIDEO)

Some anonymous old guy beat the shit out of some dude in a sparring match. This isn’t a good situation if you’re an up and coming pretty boy on your first cycle of creatine trying to impress the bros at the gym. Either plaster some geezer’s face or get your ass handed to you and slink off in disgrace. This old guy is trying to take someone’s head off, in a fucking sparring match. If anyone not on a pension did this they’d be jumped by the entire gang and told never to return. Then some guy would throw a Molotov Cocktail through your window a few days later for good measure.

Old guys know they can get away with anything. If you feel like kicking some unsuspecting good sport’s ass for the cheap thrill, go for it. Whatever gets you through the day. Those sweet memories of mixing it up on the boulevard and pulling off Maggie O’Mally’s knickers to reveal that sweet bajingo will come rushing back. Stop at the Drive In and peel out without paying for your shake. You do you old man.