Porn Stars Groped For Reasons Unknown (VIDEO)

Organizers of a Spanish porn convention produced a shoddy black and white video where they invited random people to touch porn stars. This was a poor attempt at capitalizing on the viral success of that gross kissing video which made the rounds among your mom’s friends and grad school male feminists. The premise is explained poorly in the opening seconds:

“The following video is a real sociological experiment. None of the “victims” are actors, nor do they know what will happen.”

Then some random people, who have to be referred to as ‘Not Victims’ in reference to a probable lawsuit, are surprised by porn people and invited to touch them. All of these randoms are intimately familiar with the porn work of these people, recognizing them instinctively as if they are Barbara Streisand dressed in Oscar attire and not a bunch of sixes your mind shuts out after you jizz on a Bounty. What follows is that awkward shit that happens between two strangers in porn before they fuck, but nobody fucks. It’s a miracle nobody was raped on a technicality. It’s quite revolting, yet represents a new high point for the Spanish porn industry, which has just switched from lambskin to latex.