Pornhub Fails At Science

Pornhub recently studied all that data they promise you they’re not tracking and determined women really love watching guys sucking dick. Pornhub threw together some pseudo scientific jargon to explain their study and slapped a poorly constructed conclusion on it which anyone with a dick or pussy knows is retarded:

“By segmenting by gender within our analytics tools, we were able to generate anonymized data that brings us one step closer to answering the time old question: what do women want?… Well, apparently they want to watch a bunch of gay sex.”

Videos viewed by women showed that lesbian sex was their top bean flicking pick, with gay male sex being a strong second. However, when looking at the categories women actually searched, Gay Male was not in the top 25, landing it somewhere between Tan Line and Stitches. The scientists at Pornhub failed to pick up on the discrepancy. I once rented a brown bag porno called “Fantasy Island” and became a bit concerned when the first eight people shown were guys. I returned it to the Video Hut where they were more than understanding. It’s easy to get mixed up, particularly when you are a chick and porn is an occasional indulgence and not a way of life.

When you are browsing Lesbian porn these adult curation sites will routinely fill your next video suggestions with Gay Male porn. That’s why women are impulse or accidentally clicking these videos while never really searching for them. If they only used end to end viewing data they’d likely find women were far and away more into girl-girl action than guy-guy shtupping. I’ve had two girlfriends and a second cousin I used to make out with at weddings. I’m pretty sure I’m right about this. If Pornhub really wanted to get scientific, they’d find out what you were watching at the precise moment you ruined your shorts. That’s your God’s honest truth in porn preferences. Sorry in advance, farm animals.

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