Renee Zellweger Doubles Down

October 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Renee Zellweger missed the mark in explaining why her face is unrecognizable from her face of a few years ago. It appears she became enlightened and fulfilled, and in that moment her face morphed into that of her spirit animal:

“I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows. My friends say that I look peaceful… I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself.”

When people have moments of clarity they sometimes invoke acts of charity, maybe kicking the booze, or washing their hands of their deadbeat boyfriend. Doing whatever this woman does to her face seems to be the opposite. A manic scramble for self acceptance that hooked a wide right. My yoga instructor always says true enlightenment cannot occur until you remove your tear ducts and inject putty in your head. I have strayed from the light.

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