When you’re in the throes of a rape charge its best to lay low. Maybe take the multicultural cartoon kids from We Pals picnicking. Otherwise, keep out out of sight and act contrite. Wannabe Hefner and classic over compensator Sanford Rubenstein decided to hit up a New York City sex club where he was denied entry because only younger more attractive rapists were allowed. Rubenstein is a former Al Sharpton associate who has maintained a befuddling well documented rape habit, a plateau which only highly sought after personal injury attorneys can attain. The trick is to sexually assault someone, ask if they’ve been injured, give them your card, and never answer. Hopefully this conviction sticks. I don’t know how ambulance chasers are treated in prison, but feeble rapists tend to get what’s coming to them. Namely personal injury.
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