Secret Service Chief Seemed Sweet

I feel like we were just getting to know Julia Pierson when she suddenly had to resign as Chief of the Secret Service because of some stupid rule about being effective at your job. Is this effective bullshit suddenly to be the new government standard? Do your job half way decent or you might get canned? That seems pretty extreme. What are we going to do? Fire everybody in government? Where will we get our wind energy and new parking signs from?

Pierson is the victim here. The victim of having the job of protecting the President which everybody notices when you’re flailing. Dudes with knifes and guns and such running around the White House like it’s the Gathering of the Juggalos. You do jackshit at the EPA or Department of Education and nobody would ever notice. Hell, you can start, run, and end a war with no results and still keep your job. This has to be racism against frumpy women who look like a tranny Tom Bosley. Say what you want, but Obama is still walking around healthy and untouched to do whatever it is he does all day. As far as I’m concerned, that merits Julia Pierson at least a B-minus and a lifetime pension at 3x salary.

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