Snyderman’s Got Your Ebola Right Here

NBC’s chief medical correspondent Nancy Snyderman was exposed to Ebola while in Liberia, because when in Rome you drink wine and don’t go to Liberia.  After her freelance camera man tested positive, Snyderman told the CDC she would quarantine herself for three weeks of house arrest, which about a third of the general population of Jersey is doing at any given time. In the midst of her voluntary quarantine, Snyderman was spotted outside a restaurant in Hopewell where an arugula salad that is to die for. Literally. Snyderman issued an apology which explains she is smarter than the general public and therefore able to break rules which she would harshly judge others for breaking:

“While under voluntary quarantine guidelines, which called for our team to avoid public contact for 21 days, members of our group violated those guidelines and understand that our quarantine is now mandatory until 21 days have passed. We remain healthy and our temperatures are normal… As a health professional I know that we have no symptoms and pose no risk to the public, but I am deeply sorry for the concerns this episode caused.”

If you’re such an expert then how did you and your entire crew become exposed to Ebola? The state of New Jersey has officially ordered her inside her house for the remainder of the quarantine period so she can yell out the window about how she’s a doctor and her loogies can’t possibly kill you. This is where Obama needs to get directly involved and drone strike Hopewell and Snyderman’s condo. If anybody complains, just fire back, you want Ebola? Shut up, bitch. Now that’d be handsome.

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