The NCAA Keeps the Righteous Path

October 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Heisman Trophy hopeful Todd Gurley has been suspended indefinitely by the University of Georgia for autographing a bunch of shit related to football. The NCAA has strict laws penalizing monetary profit unless they themselves are getting the money in freshly pressed sequential hundos. Everyone else has attained criminal status for grabbing a pretzel from the snack counter at a booster meeting thrown by local auto dealers and Coca-Cola bottling magnates. Gurley should blow the joint immediately and spend his NFL signing bonus on a series of front page ads explaining exactly why the NCAA should go fuck themselves. Revenge is sweet, especially when you are punking a bunch of cocksuckers wearing a jersey with your name on it.

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