The Uglier Side of Forcible Sodomy

At what point in the high school football secret initiation ceremony do you say, you know, fellas, call me a homo faggot pussy piece of shit not down with the program, but I am not finger fucking that freshman you’re holding down on the locker room floor. That’s just super gay. And pretty wrong. Whatever happened to itching powder in the jock straps or singing songs to the captain’s best girl?

Seven charming members of the Sayreville Memorial High School football team in Jersey are now facing charges of being weird twisted fucks. I’m not against group projects for the kids in school, but four senior football players holding down a kid, while two others guard the doors, and one tool howls like a beast and finger fucks the ass of the freshman linebacker That wasn’t in the Scholastics high school football novels I read back in the day. One of the charged sodomizing football players lost his college scholarship to Penn State. If you don’t find the irony in that, keep looking.

There are environs like the front lines of gruesome wars or Black Friday shopping at Best Buy where you need to be mindless animals pillaging and dehumanizing everything in your path. This is high school football. Rudy never would’ve gone for this shit.