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October 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Sara X, the chick who bounced her tits to Mozart, wrote an editorial for Jezebel because if you have tits you can write an editorial for Jezebel. The lengthy piece breaks down the production of her viral video as if it were Avatar 3 and chronicles her tumultuous rise to becoming a spectacle a few people shared on Facebook. The moral is Sara X is a super grounded well adjusted chick who is the most normal person you have ever met. I was on board with the boring part but definitely assumed she had escaped from a fuck cellar at some point. It seems this body mod freak show has a happy ending:
“… a few people have messaged me death threats; overwhelmingly, the response is positive, and I’ve raised money for The Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I am always pleased to hear from people who message me saying that they too are trying to flex their boobs.”
Sara will be congratulated for taking the time to write the piece in a world where men control most of the keyboard industry. In the meantime she’s preparing to shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy for ovarian cancer awareness. Get her done.
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