Bill Cosby, Flawed Rapist

Some of Bill Cosby’s other villainous qualities finally are being reported by the press who were scared shitless of him before he became a punching bag. According to one former ass kisser, Cosby made an arrangement with the National Enquirer in which he would bash his drug addled daughter for a story so long as they didn’t run a piece about his partying with Sammy Davis Jr and some whores in Vegas. The anonymous and dickless reporter said:

“My editor told me that daddy Cosby was the source. He ratted out his flesh and blood.”

The Enquirer indeed published a piece where Cosby lambasted his daughter but never mentioned his carousing:

“This particular daughter appears to be the only one who is really very selfish. She’s never held down a job, never kept an apartment for more than six months. She uses her boyfriends. She wants the finer things, but she can’t stand anybody else’s dirt.”

Dana Kennedy, another reporter, told the story of a fairly psychotic interaction she had with Cos. Prior to interviewing him Cosby said:

“If it doesn’t go well, I’ll give you a piece of fruit. I’ll give you an apple or pear and you can be on your way.”

No word on whether he was stroking a cat while he said this. After the story ran a disappointed Cosby mailed her a rotten piece of fruit with a note that said “Here’s your apple.” Then he drugged and raped a few chicks and did a CNN interview telling grown adults to watch their language. It seems some of this info may have been useful when Cosby was repeatedly being accused of sexual assault years ago. Its’ a tough town old man. They’ll cut you down but they need to bequeath you a double standard first.

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