CNN Anchor Advises Women to Bite Cosby’s Dick (VIDEO)

Biting an opponent’s dick historically does not pan out well in any conflict setting. CNN Anchor Don Lemon awkwardly and weirdly asked Cosby’s 1969 alleged rape victim why after Cosby moved off her vag and onto her mouth she didn’t just chomp on his cock to make him stop.

You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it.

Thanks, Don Lemon. You just got a bunch of women killed. What do you think a violent felon does after a member of the opposite sex who vexes his very evil soul bloodies his dick? In a Tom and Jerry cartoon I guess he covers his groin and screeches and shows up in the next frame with an unduly large Band-Aid over his privates. In real life, he beats the living crap out of you until you stop moving. Once you’re in a guy’s hotel room and he’s drugged you and he’s laying on top of you with his dick in your mouth, the good options are pretty much off the table.