Cosby Sycophant Issues Fake Apology

Mark Whitaker, the guy who wrote the definitive Cosby biography ‘Cosby: His Life and Times’ left out all the times Cosby was accused of rape. He issued an apology of sorts via his Twitter feed, which is otherwise loaded with promotional material and self praise of said book. When Bill Buckner let the ball roll through his legs he became a homeless alcoholic. He should have taken Whitaker’s lead and hawked blooper tapes of his career on QVC. Whitaker is the former editor of Newsweek so he’s no stranger to writing filler bullshit for McDonald’s 99-Cent Menu ad space. This case is slightly different. Kiss Cosby’s ass, get access to a bunch of longwinded puffery interviews with him, and agree to leave out unflattering and felonious details in exchange for permission to publish the book. Share some profits with Cos and meet him in Bangkok for Spring Break. You scratch my back, I’ll rape your wife.

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