Drag Queen and Dennis Rodman Freed Prisoners

Miami drag queen Elaine Lancaster is taking credit for teaching Dennis Rodman the nuances of North Korea’s domestic policies. Her bragging is once removed from Rodman’s claim he freed an American reporter who his gimpy buddy Kim had imprisoned but in actuality just got drunk and exchanged bottles of unfiltered sake for the chance to look at his cock. Lancaster took to Facebook and humbly bragged about being more informed than Rodman on the topic of how fucked up North Korea is, a distinction that would apply to virtually every adult in the world who doesn’t live in North Korea:

“Before he returned to North Korea the 2nd time, I told Dennis over lunch don’t let these trips be in vain & ask him if he knew about the gulags and the detention camps? He said no, so I explained it to him… I said, try to do what you can, but don’t get yourself killed. It looks as if it may have paid off for a few imprisoned Americans.”

Usually a Miami drag queen isn’t the best source of diplomatic information, but when your brain is pierced and you’re lit on Seagram’s 24/7 any information helps. Talking to Rodman is like reinventing the wheel. You have to revisit the Immaculate Conception in an attempt to inform him of the basic concept of government. Even then he’ll just stare at you and nod while he plots his spectacular suicide then asks you to spot him a hundo for his kids.

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