Gigi Jordan Seems Like a Mediocre Mom at Best (VIDEO)

Multi millionaire pharmaceutical exec Gigi Jordan was convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter for killing her son and will probably only serve five years in prison, even though she admitted to poisoning his food. Jordan was found babbling incoherently next to the lifeless body of her severely autistic son with an empty bottle of vodka and over 5,000 pills strewn about which is a standard last supper for Pfizer senior management. She claimed she had to poison the kid because the child’s biological father and members of a Satanic Cult were coming to kill her and take the child into a life of Beelzebub. Instead of taking legal action, Jordan figured the logical approach was to Blue Lagoon her kid to death in a $2,300 dollar a night hotel room. Her legal defense in a nutshell was that she was emotionally overwrought and in fear of her life and that of her child:

“She did this because she loved him so much she couldn’t bare the thought of him living without her or him being subjected to the life she’d tried to rescue him from.”

It’s so refreshing to find a woman who doesn’t let her busy career get in the way of the unnecessary mercy killing of her child.

Here’s a tip if you’re ever on a high profile jury, listen to the facts instead of the handsome high priced lawyer. If someone admits to force feeding their autistic kid poison, that’s probably murder. You can write your shitty book either way so why not try and get it right instead of passing a verdict which makes homeless people call you stupid whilst staring at a TV through a RadioShack storefront.