Dumbass To Be Eaten By Anaconda For Your Entertainment (VIDEO)

Discovery Channel is set to air a special called Eaten Alive where host Paul Rosolie is actually swallowed whole by an anaconda while wearing a special suit he made to survive the ordeal. Rosolie is one of those naturalist conservation dudes who love and respect nature yet decide to pull ridiculous stunts and prank the animal kingdom for television entertainment purposes. No word on whether having a dipshit in an Ironman suit passing through their rectum is good for anacondas, but I’d guess not.

What’s for sure is Rosolie gets laid whenever he visits a bar and tells stories. Maybe not this one since it’s fucking gross and inhumane, but definitely that time he drove a bonobo around in a Go Cart to draw attention to their dwindling numbers before he was involved in a head on collision and the little guy perished at which point he wept for the state of the planet.