Halle Berry’s Daughter Getting Whitewashed

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl’s hair and died it blonde because he apparently wants the girl to be white. No legally sane straight dude gives a shit about his daughter’s hair. Either the little girl wanted this done or Aubry is a gay David Duke. This seems unlikely given his reverence for hot black ass. The judge ruled that neither party can now touch the child’s hair and ordered both of them to go fuck themselves. The kid is considering experimental surgery to become Taiwanese in an effort to distance herself from her bickering asshole parents. Once she reaches adulthood she will no doubt cut both of them off since they are selfish and broken enough to confuse love with hair treatment.

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