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I Believe The Children Pimps Are Our Future

November 26, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

When did we become a nation that punishes the entrepreneurial spirit? Outrage ensued over a high school senior in Florida who turned her less bright future chick classmates into working whores via a virtual pimp station on Facebook. To me, this sounds like technology and teen spirit coming together as God and Small Business Association intended:

Using a search warrant, police looked at the Sarasota High School students’ Facebook page and found a business plan with rates such as $50 to $70 for oral sex, $100 for sex with a virgin. The cut for prostitutes was 40 percent.

This aspiring chick pimp also took alcohol in lieu of some cash. Practical girl. Also, a visionary businesswoman and marketeer as you can read in her inspirational Facebook message:

Why pimp out old hoes when I have fresh young hoes I can give up for money. As long as I’m getting paid I’m trafficking all these (expletive deleted).”

I’m guessing the deleted expletive was bitches or cunts. Either way, what a poetic grinder. Don’t think Bill Gates wasn’t cutthroat when he was building Microsoft. Windows Vista has to be considered more offensive than selling the teen classmates you’ve identified with the streetwalker mentality. This is no more than a reverse Risky Business. Florida style, so the students are the whore rather than the johns. I’d hire this chick to run our nation’s economy. Everybody who wants a job gets a job and we pay off our national debt with wadded up cash and forties.

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