Indianara Carvalho Ass Crowned

There is no higher achievement in Brazil than winning a best ass title. It’s the equivalent of winning a spelling bee at an H1-B visa heavy grade school in the Silicon Valley. You’re not eating the burnt part of the naan that night, my friend. This chick just won the Bumbum Brazil contest, an annual event they now run once a week in Rio if they can find a beer sponsor to put in more than $500. Like past winners, Indianara Carvalho won three sandwiches, a hoist over the wall, and a ten minute head start before armed adventure tourists were allowed to start tracking her. Ah, Brazil. The tuchus of the Americas.

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