Jason Kidd Jabs Mikhail Prokhorov (VIDEO)

The Brooklyn Nets Russian oil tycoon billionaire owner still isn’t happy about last season when rookie coach Jason Kidd led the highest paid team in the NBA on a season long shame spiral. Prokhorov spoke of Kidd’s decision to flee the big city for Milwaukee like dozens of other former Brooklyn dwellers who will lecture anyone who will listen about property value and are bored with their lives:

“You know, I think there is a nice proverb in English. Don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.”

It’s really a good burn with the benefit of the Bond Villain accent. Kidd pretended to take the high road in order to avoid talking about his fuck ups:

“I’m no longer in Brooklyn. Unfortunately they keep talking about it. I don’t.”

That’s because you made an ass of yourself pretending to spill soda on the court and stood around looking like a dick all the time. Of course people are still talking about it. If you had been fired for humping German Shepherds in the locker room people would be talking about it. Sometimes life unfairly deals you a shit sandwich and other times you get on the bread and start taking a dump. It’s on you, Kidd. You sucked. Even the evil Russkie knows it.