Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained late model pit bulls it was all he rapped or talked about. He’s now turning the corner into Donald Trump territory where you can’t help but wonder if he has any real interests besides proving his point. Jay just bought out the Ace of Spades champagne label. Its actually called Armand de Brignac and the Ace of Spades is just the logo, but the people who buy it don’t know that which is a good indication you shouldn’t be spending $300 dollars for a bottle you couldn’t taste test from Korbel. Look for Jay Z to accumulate large amounts of symbolic wealth, for at least one of this kids to become a spiteful transgender, and for him to die alone in his megalith with a tear dripping down his eye muttering about Rosebuds, Louis Vuittons or cheesedick champagne labels.
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