As far as virgins go, you could do worse than a pretty blond with a killer body and a steady paycheck. You’d have to allow for her and her gay brother putting on shows in the living room and sharing a bed together when you’re out of town, but at least you don’t have to worry about her safety, or her hymen. When wedding night roles around you’ve got blood and tears and a whole mass of complicated emotions to look forward to. That sounds awesome. Though not as awesome as going second.
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