Kate Beckinsale Hawking London Apartments

After thirty years as a dormant power plant serving mainly the interest of down low buggering in London, the Battersea Power Station is being turned into a bunch of upscale condos and shops right along the Thames. The developers have dispersed hot British chicks with nice breasts out like sales drones to fancy places around the world to tout the buying opportunity. When a place in my building opened up recently, my landlord was deciding whether $50 was too much to spend on an online ad for the unit. I’m assuming Kate Beckinsale with her tits showing costs more than fifty clams. When rich people with nice river views start dropping from airborne coal residue on the building site, a lot of barristers are going to get bloody rich.

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