Lisa Opie in A Bikini Doing Yoga

November 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’m not sure women should be allowed to strike this particular pose on the public beach. It’s like showing off breasts. It’s merely going to cause boys to become interested in girls and someday want to have sex with them. Somebody needs to explain to these boys that while sex is totally fucking awesome, until such time as they are either a Formula One race car driver or invested heavily in Western desert mining interests, they will not be having sex with models from the Virgin Islands who do yoga on the beach in Miami. Maybe the girl with the canker sores who stocks the OSH electrical aisles. We end up with a generation of disappointed men who crave foreign wars and ice cold 3.2 beer. Get your ass back to the seated position, woman. Vishnu might be pleased, but not so the Everglades Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution.

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