Michea Crawford Wears Lingerie

The only thing finer than a good looking model in a bowling alley is a good looking model not in a bowling alley. There’s nothing the least bit sensual or in any manner hygienic about a bowling alley. Even the porn people have yet to figure out how to work the backdrop into a title not involving forced fisting. It’s the ashtray of human gaming environments. I like to bowl, but I understand I partake in such recreation in a bacterial environment akin to licking the underside of a urinal trough at a 1970’s built multipurpose stadium. You can hear the seat herpes mocking you. I want to bowl and then have my no sex elsewhere. Heed my words lingerie marketing managers. Get this chick out of the alley before the demon rash ensues.

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