Old People Aren’t All Cool

If your grandmother posted selfies of her ass on the Internet you’d disown your entire family. If an Associated Press photographer starts documenting her senior citizen husband and herself naked around the house to show the beauty of aging, it’s necessarily a work of significance. With each one of these increasingly gross exhibits comes a motley set of hipster college sophomores assessing it in amazement. They come in pairs. One can’t stop laughing and wants more free wine. The other is pretending to find it moving. One’s a cunt and the other’s either a poser with a beanie or a gay guy in denial. Swap it around and play patty wack. Who gives a shit. The point is they’ll grow out of it. I don’t know what excuse these old fuckers have for getting naked on camera, but if you’re buying into that beauty of aging crap, you haven’t searched Craigslist Casual Encounters lately for 65 and over. Geezers are up to some wacky fetish shit.

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