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Paul George Happy the Abortion Never Took

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

The perils of playing basketball in a small market like Indianapolis are not to be underestimated. Endorsements come fewer and your groupies are ridden with half erased tattoos. On the bright side it’s reported less what a prodigious fool you are. Paul George’s rap sheet includes endorsing Floyd Mayweather’s shitty hat company, sticking up for Ray Rice, having his dick picks posted online, and offering to pay a stripper a million bucks to abort a baby he fathered. Not counting that he is a happy father. A legal battle had been ensuing while George prayed dutifully to the Lord for a miscarriage, but his stripper side pussy known as Daniela Rajic, or Cinnamon after 7 pm, had other plans. After George’s semen was sifted from the others in Rajic’s raj the two came to amicable terms, according to George’s attorney:

“They have reached a settlement with full joint custody and a financial package. They will be raising their daughter together. Paul George had always intended to do the right thing, and he is thrilled to have a daughter. The settlement is generous, the child is going to have a wonderful life, and both parents will be equally involved in bringing her up.”

Generous settlement is putting it conservatively. Whatever the amount, it would have taken epochs of hand jobs in the VIP Room to earn such keep. Let this be a testament to the miracle of life. One minute you’re sucking on your momma’s titty, the next you have an accidental child of your own with a stripper you hired a limo and a driver to take to Planned Parenthood for the Early Bird Special. I’m sure this kid will break the cycle.

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