Tallulah Willis Shaved Her Head

People with too much free time will inevitably do wacky shit with their hair. It’s a nod to your soul yearning for any sliver of personal accomplishment. The rehab chicks usually go for the head shave. It’s a solid coif for those who find themselves frequently unwashed and sleeping in puddles of their own vomit. For Tallulah Willis, the opportunity to further emphasize her resemblance to dad ought to enhance the number of suitors courting her with flowers and requests for her to sodomize them with strap-ons they coincidentally have in the trunks of their Sebring convertibles. Raising children in a supportive and accepting environment is really proving to be a horrible idea.

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