The Osbournes Coming Back To MTV

Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy project, like how Ted Bundy killed that extra hooker because he felt he owed it to people. Sharon says part of the reason for the reboot is Ozzy can’t remember the original series since he was drunk the whole time, which is code for sober and brain damaged. The show will mostly focus on Ozzy but should feature some drop ins from his kids who will be crying in their Uber after. The Osbournes originally garnered huge ratings on MTV. The new show will probably perform under that since the reality industry has evolved to find even more fucked up people with drug and alcohol problems to laugh at. If you thought the original was uncomfortable this should make you burn your Sabbath records and attend AA meetings even though you only drink on your birthday.

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