Bras Are Kaput

That hot chick who fingered her twat in The Fappening and Prancing Channing Tatum’s wife skipped the brassieres for the women’s power breakfast in Hollywood. It’s that annual event wheere the good looking women in Hollywood who aren’t legit actresses drink mimosas and pretend they’re not fucking each other’s husbands to relieve the boredom. Why cover your tits for that catty get-together? Female celebrities clearly have been chucking their bras into the dry river beds in this city for a couple years now. Those same river beds Bruce Jenner traverses after dark for some discreet second hand lingerie shopping. This is a bad day for people who hates tits but a good day for those I call friend.

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