Chelsea Handler Seems Really Fucking Bored

December 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Chelsea Handler is now the person who retired too soon from work without any pressing hobby. I remember this well from when I was younger and grandpa suddenly started calling to talk about hockey. If I were Chelsea Handler I’d spend my days thanking the Santería statue I rubbed each day to give me fame and fortune in a career I was maybe half good at and having sex with handsome young men looking for a break in Hollywood. That’s the gold watch of retirement in this town. Posting bare ass and tit shots on social media is better left to the daughters of men who wish they’d had a son. It’s not a fun game if you’re the only one enjoying it.

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