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December 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Creed frontman Scott Stapp has progressed from rambling self-videos about how he’s not on drugs to his wife calling 911 because Stapp’s riding around the neighborhood topless on a bike telling everybody he works for the CIA and he’s on a mission to kill Obama. There can’t be more than a thirty percent chance that is true, and if it is, abort the mission, Langley, the goose has been cooked, I repeat, the goose has been cooked.
It’s always sad to see a guy who’s always bugged the shit out of you now carrying backpacks full of downloaded Internet screen shots and talking about killing the Commander in Chief. Inevitably, all crazy talk boils doing to believing your a secret agent or a heaven sent angel and you need to kill somebody in the White House. You’d think every now and then paranoid schizophrenics might hear voices in their head telling them to mow the lawn or helicopter Kris Jenner to the North Pole and then ditch. Nope, just Presidential murder plots and removing chips from their brains. What a waste.
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