Floyd Mayweather Victimized But Not in Any Fun Way

Floyd Mayweather was in Saks acting like an asshole and some lady called the police on him for pissing in a bathroom that was supposedly blocked off for a private event. The cops didn’t care because the malls are a shit show this time of year. Show up for every out of bounds urination incident and next thing you know you’re expected to rush over for an armed robbery in progress. I’m thinking maybe this chick doesn’t like the black people so much. Or maybe just Floyd Mayweather. I’m racist against Mayweather. Maybe racist is the wrong term, I just hate illiterate guys known for beating up women and men the size of porn stars. On the off chance he has some Irish or German in him I hate them too. When you gotta go you gotta go. Especially when you’re a filthy drunken Irishman named Floyd.

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