Jennifer Aniston’s Withered Womb And Shit Around The Web

December 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Old crone Jennifer Aniston wants the media to stop pressuring her to shit out a flesh-colored baby turd already. This isn’t like asking the Yankees if they’re going after pitching in the offseason. Aniston’s about to turn 46. She can find sperm. She clearly doesn’t want a kid.

Jen might as well have her vagina removed and get an old lady haircut. (Dlisted)

Boxer Elliott Seymour admits he took a dive in that fight with Mickey Rourke. (TMZ)

I’d still like to make love to Jennifer Lopez’s booty. (Huffington Post)

Luci Ford covered topless? Don’t mind if I do. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney Daniels’ booty in short shorts will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Oooooh, Edita Vilkeviciute wears lingerie and it is very very sexy. (Popoholic)

Sarah Palin porn star look-a-like Lisa Ann retires from fucking on screen for money. (Busted Coverage)

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