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December 15, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
A model Jerry Garcia penned a couple squeamishly shy love letters to in the 1980’s is parting with her keepsakes for a few bucks at auction. Jerry Garcia was so intensely counterculture, he didn’t even bang hot models because that was just too corporate. Also, too much work when you’re fat and stoned and some grungy entourage chick is sucking you dry each evening and never complaining about you eating chips while she works.
If you’re down to pawning your Jerry Garcia trite poems on hotel stationery, you’ve probably already sold mom’s urn and at least one of your kidneys. It’s sort of sad when you have to go selling old keepsakes to pay the rent. Though not as bad as being one of those entourage chicks who often got pee in their mouths while Jerry faded into unconscious.
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