Justin Brent Continues To Go For It

Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent made headlines this year when he briefly but definitively banged porn star Lisa Ann. He has now moved on to an ass model called Elke The Stallion Of course, stallions have big dangling cocks but I suppose that might be a question better left for the second date. Brent basically chills in his dorm on Twitter and fishes for chicks he recognizes from porn or music videos. Then he spends some of the money he got in that stuffed suitcase when he signed to play for Notre Dame and seals the deal. Notre Dame doesn’t allow pre marital sex, but Brent is stashing his sex tapes to release after Notre Dame kicks him out of school on a technicality like eating beef jerky on a Friday. I respect his tactics. Sure you could train your ass off, make the NFL, and plow big-assed baby mamas until your heart’s content. Or you could slack off and put together a scrap book of bizarre second rate ass that will someday be compared to the Pyramids of Giza in terms of people asking what drove you to do this.

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