Kate Upton Is Athena, Not a Sex Object

December 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Getting people to appreciate you for your cunning intellect and masonry skills is much harder when you keep taking paychecks to show off your tits. There’s nothing wrong with that particular occupation unless you’re a chick who wears twill cord pants and believe the UVA rape story is more true now after recanting. Or if you’re Kate Upton who in between earning fat cash for bouncing her boobs in a fantasy action video game promo chastises men for treating her like a bouncing pair of boobs in a fantasy action video game promo. I hope for Christmas Santa gives her a sense of irony and even bigger titties.

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