Kate Upton Is the Sexiest

In between their pages filled with unchallenged pedophile confessions and Obama family racial injustices, People magazine had time to name Kate Upton the sexiest woman alive. Probably an awkward moment for Kate Upton who has asked that she not be treated like a sex object, just a woman who makes a living off her tits and flirty smile. To reinforce her point, Kate had Justin Verlander create the message ‘I am a real person’ on her shoulder in spunk.

Asking a magazine for women with IQs hovering around the current price of a barrel of crude to select the sexiest woman alive is a dicy proposition. Somehow they managed better than Maxim.

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