Kim Kardashian Jugs Are Her Curriculum Vitae

Sometimes, you see somebody getting out of a six-figure car and you think to yourself, I wonder how they got so big. There’s no need for questions with Kim Kardashian. I like that about her. That dwarf can be stationed any of of the possible 360 degrees of rotation and you can at least spot how she afforded the custom Rover. If her cracks could speak, you’d learn about the origins of the remainder of her fortune. It’s all right there. Like an eager graduate with a stack of resumes hitting the interviews in his dad’s suit. Only, Kim didn’t graduate, though she is likely wearing something from stepdad’s closet.

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